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16 ways to spread Adventist gossip
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#1 gossip target is the pastor’s wife in a new outfit and makeover at a potluck. Honey you’re just asking for trouble
Just tell my wife. She will relay the message to 15 other church members. This is faster than the Internet. Guaranteed!! Woe is me!!
The “prayer request” is the classic method of Christian gossip. The participants can feel smug in spreading their tales cloaked in ecclesiastical garb. For example, “No, I didn’t badmouth Bro. Jones. I didn’t assassinate his character. I didn’t gossip. I just said he desperately needs our prayers because he’s having an affair with the pastor’s wife!”