Adventist Church launches “PANIC!” dating app for single members over 30

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SILVER SPRING, Md. — The Adventist Church has launched the latest in a succession of dating apps for faithful members.

PANIC! is specifically designed for single members aged 30 and above.

“There is nothing quite as effective as collective panic to help solve the Adventist dating problem,” said app creator Yoh Tambien.

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He urged members to use the PANIC! app whenever tempted to despair at the lack of eligible romantic prospects in their church, town or conference.

PANIC! allows users to register their exact level of desperation along with basic personal information and the location of their home church.

Tambien said that PANIC! matches up Adventists experiencing “compatible levels of panic,” prioritizing prospects with solid tithing histories.

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