ADVENTIST WORLD --- Adventist homes everywhere will soon be fitted with Sabbath sirens that announce Friday sunsets with a blaring alarm that promises to freeze Adventist rushing to finish Friday chores right in their tracks.
According to their product description, the sirens will sound at sunset Friday and Saturday providing "holy timekeeping for even the most scatterbrained of our members."
"Just in case Adventists somehow miss the setting sun our sirens will make sure they get an earsplitting reminder of Sabbath truth," said GC Director of Disruptive Technology, Ore Has.
He warned members not to tamper with the sirens saying they would only get louder if they did.
"We will not cover the costs of your hearing loss treatments," said Has.