BERRIEN SPRING, Mich. --- According to an anonymous survey done of single seminarians at Andrews University, their favorite pick-up line by far is "God wants us to be together."
Nine out of ten seminarians confessed to using the line to help their romantic efforts around campus.
"There's a reason these guys are still single," said Student Success Center spokesperson Noyoo Dident. "That line is as creepy as it is over-used."
Dident has distributed tracts to the Andrews undergraduate population titled "No He Doesn't."
She encourages anyone approached by a seminarian wielding the pickup line to simply respond by handing over the tract and promising prayer.