SILVER SPRING, Md. --- After endless fun at last year's Battle Creek-based Annual Council, church administrators have announced that the meetings will, yet again, be held away from the General Conference building.
This year, Annual Council will take place in Chernobly, Ukraine. According to a statement by organizers, the location decision was made due to "potentially radioactive material" on the Annual Council agenda and absolute agreement among delegates that Silver Spring is way overrated.
Instead of growing beards and dressing like the Whites, delegates are advised to dress in hazmat suits.