It was supposed to be a simple children’s story time at the Piney Woods Adventist Church. But the sweet-as-pie Sister Hubbard had other plans when she took her place on stage. “Hi boys and girls!” Read more […]
1. The sermon illustrations use more beasts from Revelation than stories about Jesus. 2. Instead of a children’s story, the kids get a “little horn” craft. 3. You start seeing symbolic Read more […]
In an unexpected crossover, Hope Channel, has acquired the rights to feature the iconic video game heroine Lara Croft in an all-new animated series called “Lara Croft, Ultimate Adventist Missionary.” The Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. – In a move that shocked absolutely no one in the Sligo Seventh-day Adventist Church, longtime church members Jasmine Landers and Derek Reynolds announced their marriage this Read more […]
GILLETTE, WY – As hotel room rates in the town of Gillette, Wyoming have skyrocketed to upwards of $900 per night for the upcoming International Pathfinder Camporee, the city has gotten creative Read more […]
Death was throwing its weight around, swaggering through the ages with a vain confidence. “My sting is lethal!” it boasted, striking down every living thing eventually. “None can escape my venom!” Oh, Read more […]
Forget about Lucifer’s tiki beach party – his vacation plans are getting a rain check. Seventh-day Adventists take a refreshingly different view on the idea of eternal damnation. In the Adventist Read more […]
Some people are able to turn a simple prayer request into a victory lap around the church basement. Here’s a peek into the not-so-humble prayer hall of fame (may such subtlety forever be suspect): 1. Read more […]
The foul smell descended upon the church like an unholy cloud, shattering the pious peace. All heads turned as the rotten egg stench filled the sanctuary. For a few awkward moments, every eye Read more […]
Ugh. Adventist dating is rough, y’all. Let me tell you about the month from dating hell I just escaped. Ten. Whole. Dates. And what did I get for my troubles? A sunburn from that picnic date (dude, Read more […]
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