Adventist Potluck Olympics Cancelled
SILVER SPRING, Md. — The entire Adventist world is fighting back tears at the news that the denomination’s defining event – Potluck Olympics – has been cancelled due to the coronavirus Read more […]
Congress To Bail Out Struggling ABC Stores
WASHINGTON D.C. — Congress is set to release a massive bailout for struggling Adventist Book Center (ABC) stores. Lawmakers unanimously agreed today that emergency funding for ABCs could not Read more […]
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Adventist “Leave Room For The Holy Spirit” Rule Catches On During Coronavirus Outbreak
WORLD — The old school Adventist rule stipulating that people dating each other should “leave room for the Holy Spirit” (keep a healthy distance from each other) has caught on all around the Read more […]
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Joe Biden Touts Advanced Age In Attempt To Win Over Loma Linda Centenarians
Loma Linda, Calif. — In an attempt to boost voter approval ratings in California, former US Vice President Joe Biden has been cruising around Loma Linda telling Adventist centenarians the truth Read more […]
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Adventist Campuses Safe From Coronavirus As They Are Already In Bubbles
Adventist World – Guidance from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has created a surge of interest in Adventist colleges. The CDC declared Adventist college campuses “coronavirus-free Read more […]
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Bernie Sanders Proposes Student Missionary Pay For All Americans
AMERICA — Leading Democratic presidential candidate Senator Bernie Sanders made headlines today by pushing for Adventist student missionary pay for all Americans. Claiming that the new universal Read more […]
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Loma Linda Church Greeters Trade Handshakes For Fist Bumps To Fight Coronavirus
LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Adventist churches in the Loma Linda area have taken it upon themselves to set a good example during the coronavirus outbreak. Instead of shaking members’ hands to wish Read more […]
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Andrews Seminarian Convinced He Is Predestined For Marriage
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — Seasoned Andrews seminarian Amo Reterno, put a brave face on Valentines this year, certain that love was bound to come knocking in time for a pre-graduation engagement. Despite Read more […]
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North American Division Renamed Breadbasket
SILVER SPRING, Md. — As part of a pro-unity re-branding exercise for the regions of the Adventist Church worldwide, the antiquated “divisions” term will be scrapped. “It doesn’t do much for Read more […]
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Decision To Leave Burning Adventist Building Requires Quorum
ADVENTIST WORLD — An update to GC Working Policy States addresses decisions about exiting burning Adventist structures. The update requires a quorum of the committee with highest local authority Read more […]
