SIGN OF THE TIMES: Only God knows you better than Facebook

ADVENTIST WORLD — Adventist signs of the times watchdog Downer Facts confirmed this morning that Facebook is second only to God in its knowledge of your likes and dislikes, your whereabouts, Read more […]

“Persecuted” Adventist really just a jerk

LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Although Bo Ludo has, for years, complained that he is being persecuted for his Adventist faith, a source with (painful) knowledge of his overall situation has confirmed Read more […]

La Sierra offers Degree in Wakandan Language Studies

RIVERSIDE, Calif. — The World Languages Department at La Sierra University has officially added Wakandan Language Studies as a major. As the Wakandan language used in the blockbuster Black Read more […]

Union College recruiting students with mustard seed faith in bid to get mountains on prairie

LINCOLN, Neb.— Union College is hard at work recruiting students with the faith of a mustard seed. The Adventist school is offering full-ride scholarships to qualifying students in the hope that Read more […]

False prophets predicting Oscar winners

SILVER SPRING, Md. — The General Conference headquarters of the Adventist Church has sent out a special warning to its membership about false prophets that are predicting Oscar winners this year. “There Read more […]

GC refuses to own shares in Coca Cola but has investments in Weapons Industry #wishitweresatire

Today we are running a story we wish were satire: SILVER SPRING, Md. — The Norwegian Union of the Adventist Church has appealed to the General Conference to withdraw it’s investments in weapons Read more […]

Anti-The One Project activists launch The 28 Project

Adventist World — Right on the heels of the final gathering of The One Project, a group of activists that opposed the movement have launched The 28 Project. Blasting The One Project’s theme Read more […]

Adventist leaders pledge to grow out their eyebrows in remembrance of Billy Graham

Adventist World — In honor of Billy Graham’s passing, General Conference officials have modified a contest among world leaders of the Adventist denomination. The leaders were originally racing Read more […]