Tone Deaf, Mich. — Joyful Noise Adventist Church members are at a loss as to what to do with their AV guy, Han Sauver, who has yet to get through a single service without forgetting to advance slides on at least one praise chorus.
The congregation’s nominating committee has endured withering criticism for weeks for picking Sauver for the role without noticing his spiritual giftedness score (of -7) in slide advancement.
The perpetually-distracted Sauver was reportedly picked for the job because nobody else under the age of 80 was available or physically capable of taking ear-piercing feedback.
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