Report: Little Debbie not so little anymore

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — McKee Foods, the Adventist-owned parent company of the legendary Little Debbie snack cakes, is being forced to rebrand. The reason? Little Debbie can by no stretch of the Read more […]

VIDEO: Southern student’s Little Debbie-inspired short film

The workweek approacheth and we thought it was time for a Little Debbie – inspired short film to shake things up. So here for your viewing pleasure is “Goodbye Honey Bun”, a short produced and directed Read more […]

Adventists flee to wilderness with trailer of FriChik, forget can opener

BITTERROOT MOUNTAINS, Mont. — A band of Adventists that fled to the Bitterroots range of the Rockies with a giant haul of FriChik has, upon arrival, learned that they forgot to bring a can opener. Read more […]

Haystacks fans horrified as GC delegates name Special K Loaf “only Adventist staple”

SAN ANTONIO, Texas — Panicked shrieks and an as-of-yet unconfirmed tally of fall injuries greeted a vote by stone-cold General Conference Session delegates to crown Special K Loaf as the “only Read more […]

GC San Antonio to feature vegetarian-only preferred seating

SAN ANTONIO, Texas — Event organizers have announced that this summer’ s General Conference Session will feature preferred seating for vegetarians. Floor seating close to the stage in the Read more […]

Adventists: Ben Carson punished for eating ham by losing tooth

BREAKING NEWS GREENVILLE, S.C. — Adventists around the United States are pointing to an incident today involving Adventist presidential candidate Ben Carson as a reason not to eat ham. Read more […]

Will Ferrell credits Little Debbie’s with his conversion to Adventism

BURBANK, Calif. — Three days after introducing Jimmy Fallon and America to his new Little Debbie persona on “The Tonight Show,” Will Ferrell shocked the Adventist world with the announcement of Read more […]

Adventist Pastor dismissed after posting Sabbath chicken wings pic

  HOLLAND, Mich. — “It all happened so fast,” said former Oak Lane Associate Pastor, Charlie Nix. Last weekend, the relatively new arrival to Michigan Conference, posted a picture of Read more […]

Slide Show: 10 reasons to love an ABC store

Ahhh, there’s nothing quite like a well-stocked ABC! And we do mean an Adventist Book Center, and not those pretender-to-throne types found all over Hawaii.