BLACKPINK Releases “Favorite Adventist Hymns” Album

SEOUL, Korea — Fresh off the news that their music video Ddu-Du Ddu-Du was the first K-pop video to reach 1 billion views on YouTube, South Korean girl group BLACKPINK has announced that their Read more […]

Music Pastor Job Hunting After Playing Baby Shark During Children’s Offering

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — Bebo Greenley, who until recently was music pastor at Heavenly Waters Adventist Church in Berrien Springs, is on the hunt for fresh job leads after being fired last Read more […]

“Hakuna Matata” Chosen As Oshkosh Pathfinder Camporee Theme Song

OSHKOSH, Wis. — Organizers for the fast-approaching Oshkosh, Wisconsin-based Pathfinder Camporee have selected an unusual theme song for the event. Hakuna Matata, a tune from the much-loved Read more […]

Pacific Union to Ordain Female Drummers

WESTLAKE VILLAGE, Calif. — In a groundbreaking statement this morning, Pacific Union Conference leaders announced a decision to commence ordination of female worship band drummers in the region. The Read more […]

Liberal Adventist Would Feel More “Blessed” With Song Service Smoke Machine

PASADENA, Calif. — Liberal Adventist, Lovey Dovey, has written an emoji-filled social media plea to the Southern Californian Conference decrying the complete absence of smoke machines in local Read more […]

Every Adventist claims to personally know Paul Lee after his Royal Wedding solo

https://youtu.be/odZ9GVuyfkc Adventist World — Within minutes of Paul Lee completing his stunning solo during The Kingdom Choir’s “Stand by Me” performance at the Royal Wedding, every Adventist Read more […]

Adventist parents breathe sigh of relief as Justin Timberlake performs wardrobe malfunction-free Super Bowl halftime show

MINNEAPOLIS, Minn. — Adventist parents across the United States breathed a collective sigh of relief as Justin Timberlake concluded his Super Bowl halftime show last night without a single wardrobe Read more […]

Even Heaven’s angels admit Del Delker was an amazing soloist

HEAVEN – As the Adventist world mourned the passing of Voice of Prophecy soloist Del Delker, even the heavenly angels testified to the singer’s incredible talents. “Del was one of the best Read more […]

Pentatonix releases remix of Adventist classic “We Have This Hope”

ARLINGTON, Texas — Hot off a successful Christmas tour, popular a cappella group Pentatonix has announced the release of their own remix of Adventist classic We Have This Hope. Kevin “K.O.” Read more […]

Desperate church choir director just looking for warm bodies for Christmas cantata

DEADLINE, Calif. — A frazzled Adventist church choir director has spent the last two weeks imploring members of his congregation to join the Christmas cantata choir. Although he had initially Read more […]