5000 young adults expected for speed dating event tonight at GYC Phoenix Conference

PHOENIX, Ariz. — “We have an opportunity to make Adventist history tonight,” said lead organizer, Sandra Ramirez to a passionate GYC (Generation of Youth for Christ) crowd this morning. Read more […]

Adventist church bulletins to feature dating listings

SILVER SPRING, Md. —- “As of this coming Sabbath, Adventist church bulletins around the world will carry dating listings featuring single church members within a 50-mile radius of any given Read more […]

Adventists sign up for electronic obituary update service to keep abreast of future marriage prospects

Battle Creek, Mich. — “This service is the best thing since sliced bead,” gushed 79-year-old retired academy teacher Victor Wilson, whose wife passed away from diabetes complications three Read more […]

Adventist date doctor promises romance for single Adventists over 30

Berkeley, Calif. — Justin Tamber, a self-styled “Adventist Date Doctor” promises prospective Adventist clients over age 30 a happy romance with a fellow Adventist within a month of signing Read more […]

96-year-old Adventist woman marries for 11th time

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich — Through no fault of her own, Eleanor Chambers has outlived 10 husbands and is about to marry her eleventh, Charles Spencer.  “I lost count after I beat Elizabeth Taylor’s Read more […]

Hope Channel to release Adventist version of “The Bachelorette”

“Adventist television just got spicier,” said Hope Channel spokesperson Brad Curtis as he unveiled the channel’s plan to introduce Hope for Everyone, an Adventist version of the the reality show Read more […]