Choose Your Own Adventure Compilation Makes White Say Whatever You Want

PODUNK, Crazyville – A new “choose your own adventure” compilation of Ellen G. White quotes is flying off the presses at Brimstone Publications. Titled Cherrypicked, the volume contains strongly-worded Read more […]

Game Show Launched: Who Said It – EGW or the Bible?

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Hope Channel has just launched a new trivia game show titled “Who Said It – EGW or the Bible?” The show is an effort to clear up Adventist confusion about the origin of Read more […]

White Estate Releases “What Would Ellen Do?” Bracelets

SILVER SPRING, Md. — The Ellen G. White Estate has released a line of “What Would Ellen Do?” (WWED) bracelets aimed at reminding Adventists of the counsels of the denomination’s prolific co-founder. “WWED Read more […]

Ellen White quote generator discovered in brain of every Adventist parent

LOMA LINDA, Calif. — A worldwide study of the inner workings of the Adventist mind has discovered Ellen White quote generators embedded in the brains of every Adventist parent. Loma Linda Read more […]

Official Ellen White book color switched from red to green on St. Patrick’s Day

SILVER SPRING, Md. — The Ellen G. White Estate has changed the officially sanctioned color of Ellen White book covers from red to green in honor of St. Patrick’s Day. In a statement explaining Read more […]