Report: 99% of Adventists have permanently fractured funny bones

LOMA LINDA, Calif. — A worldwide study of Adventists has found that 99% of Adventists suffered from permanently fractured funny bones. “The fracture means that Adventists are almost never Read more […]

Adventists reminded they can never predict how long a sermon will last

WORLDWIDE — This Sabbath, Seventh-day Adventists around the world reminded each other that while it was natural to hope their pastors would end their sermons soon, it was a very bad idea to Read more […]

The General Conference promises your guardian angel will watch this film with you

https://youtu.be/s_NmeOPoBeI SILVER SPRING, Md. — For the first time in Seventh-day Adventist history, General Conference leaders have promised church members that their guardian angels will Read more […]

OBG – Slideshow: 15 Greatest disappointments of Adventists

Follow me Look what we dug up from the archives!:-) ———- Image 1 of 16 Thousands of people, some of whom had given away all of their possessions, waited expectantly for Jesus to appear on Oct. 22, 1844. When He didn’t appear, the date became known as the Great Disappointment. …

Landfills beg Adventists to stop carpeting cities with free Great Controversy paperbacks

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Waste management authorities in cities across the country have joined voices to formally implore the General Conference to stop mass distribution of free copies of the Adventist Read more […]

Ben Carson’s politics voted Adventism’s Greatest Disappointment since 1844

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a Pew Research Center survey of Seventh-day Adventists, members of the denomination have overwhelmingly pointed to Adventist retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson’s political Read more […]

Southern to unveil ‘NoShow’, an interactive Great Disappointment reenactment

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. – As part of the SonRise Resurrection Pageant this Easter weekend, Southern Adventist University announced in an official statement today that they will be unveiling Read more […]