Barbie releases Adventist missionary doll
EL SEGUNDO, Calif. — Mattel, the corporation that makes the popular Barbie doll, has decided to add to its ever-expanding range with the “Adventist Missionary Barbie.” The release of Adventist Read more […]
Category: Mission Trip
Maranatha teams deploy to rebuild churches devastated by last year’s shoddy workmanship
Hundreds of Maranatha volunteers are deplaning in exotic countries the world over, bound for crumbling church buildings that they just built last summer. The teams have been summoned by dozens Read more […]
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Ted Wilson retires from GC Presidency, takes up church construction
LA ROMANA, Dominican Republic — “I’m done with office work,” explained Pastor Ted Wilson from his perch at the top of some scaffolding. A natural handyman, Wilson gave up his role as General Read more […]
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Southern to send all slackers as student missionaries
COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — Southern Adventist University unveiled bold plans to send all of their confirmed “slacker” students oversees for year-long mission assignments. Lazy students have been Read more […]
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Locals beg church construction missionaries to stay home
Locals at Maranatha construction sites worldwide have launched a global We Got This Campaign, urging missionaries to stay home. The surprising action comes on the heels of a report of Maranatha Read more […]
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Glendale Adventist Academy students declare mission trip to Disneyland a rousing success
GLENDALE, Calif. — A team of 50 Glendale Academy students has returned safely from a successful mission trip to Disneyland. The teens emerged from their chartered bus positively radiant Read more […]
