Pathfinder Glamping To Replace Roughing It
ADVENTIST WORLD — After complaints from thousands of Pathfinders and counselors that traditional Pathfindering is way too rough, clubs around the world will now only offer Read more […]
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Camporee Pin-Trading Mania Prompts New Jewelry Guidelines
OSHKOSH, Wis. — The collecting and trading of countless pins at the International Pathfinder Camporee in Oshkosh, Wisconsin, has prompted an emergency clarification of the Adventist stance on Read more […]
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“Hakuna Matata” Chosen As Oshkosh Pathfinder Camporee Theme Song
OSHKOSH, Wis. — Organizers for the fast-approaching Oshkosh, Wisconsin-based Pathfinder Camporee have selected an unusual theme song for the event. Hakuna Matata, a tune from the much-loved Read more […]
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Trump selects Pathfinder uniforms for Space Force
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After much deliberation, President Donald Trump has selected Pathfinder uniforms as the official personnel dress code for the space force he is seeking to launch. The Pathfinder Read more […]
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Boy Scouts Accept Girls, Join Pathfinders
IRVING, Texas — Amidst widespread praise of their recent decision to admit girls into their organization, the Boy Scouts of America have announced plans to further revolutionize their Read more […]
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GC challenges One Project leaders to prove Adventism by reciting Pathfinder Pledge & Law from memory
SILVER SPRING, Md. — General Conference administrators have issued a strongly-worded statement challenging One Project leaders to prove their Adventist identities by flawlessly reciting the Read more […]
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Master Guide passes out from weight of honors
SILVER SPRING, Md. — A Master Guide who had earned every Pathfinder honor currently available passed out today while speaking to a large group of club directors in Silver Spring. Dressed Read more […]
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Pathfinder marching honor eliminated for promoting dancing
SILVER SPRING, Md. — The Pathfinder marching honor is officially a thing of the past. After an exhaustive study by the General Conference-based Biblical Research Institute, GC leaders say Read more […]
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Confirmed: Israelites wandered for 40 years because they didn’t have Pathfinders
SILVER SPRING, Md. — In a statement released this morning, the General Conference headquarters of the Adventist Church claimed the Israelites wandered in the wilderness for 40 years because Read more […]
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Pathfinders dominate Black Friday campouts across US
USA – According to data from box stores across America today, Adventist Pathfinder clubs beat out the campout competition outside Best Buy, Walmart, Target and virtually every other major retail Read more […]
