“Persecuted” Adventist really just a jerk
LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Although Bo Ludo has, for years, complained that he is being persecuted for his Adventist faith, a source with (painful) knowledge of his overall situation has confirmed Read more […]
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Adventists called to be like Buddy in Elf: In the world but not of it
ADVENTIST WORLD — Adventists everywhere are being urged by their denomination to watch or re-watch the movie Elf this Christmas. The reason? The main character, Buddy (played by Will Ferrell), Read more […]
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AD-ventists and ad-VENtists not talking to each other
ADVENTIST WORLD — A heated disagreement over how to pronounce the word “Adventist” has led Adventists on either side of the argument to stop speaking to each other. Those convinced that the Read more […]
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Adventist wilderness bunkers selling like crazy after North Korean nuclear test
THE WOODS — Since the latest North Korean nuclear test, Adventist wilderness bunkers have turned into the hottest properties on the real estate market. Previously the exclusive obsession Read more […]
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Report: Fights over potluck remnants threaten to fracture Remnant
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Escalating tensions within the Adventist Church are the subject of a new report which claims that fights over potluck remains are in danger of fracturing the denomination. “Our Read more […]
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Adventists welcome 2017 with Martinelli’s hangovers
EVERYWHERE — After an insane night of discount sparklers, veggie meat platters and non-alcoholic toasts, Adventists grogilly greeted the first daylight of 2017 with throbbing Martinelli’s hangovers. Early Read more […]
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OBG – SLIDESHOW: Awkward Adventist moments
Check out what we dug out from the archives 
Awkwardness happens to all Adventists. That doesn’t make it any less painful when it happens to you… Advertise on BarelyAdventist SPONSORED Read more […]
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Adventist Church hires first Director of Friendship Evangelism
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Citing an urgent need to “start somewhere,” General Conference leaders of the Seventh-day Adventist Church have hired a somber feline by the name of Grumps as the first Read more […]
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OBG – Slide Show: 15 things Adventists say, decoded
Look what we dug up from the archives! Advertise on BarelyAdventist SPONSORED LINKS Single, separated, divorced and widowed Adventists who want to change that status wanted. Follow Read more […]
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OBG – SLIDESHOW: What kind of Adventist are you?
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