• About BarelyAdventist
  • Support BarelyAdventist on Patreon
BarelyAdventist
Adventist satire and humor (not exactly news)  
Skip to content
  • About BarelyAdventist
  • Support BarelyAdventist on Patreon
Archive for category "Peculiar People"

Subscribe to BarelyAdventist if you want to laugh more!

Remember what the Bible says about a merry heart?;)

Category: Peculiar People

Peculiar People

Contoversial lawsuit rages over rights to church pew

By sevvy May 1, 2018  pew rights, seating of the saints 2

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn.— Tensions are running at an all-time high at Strident Lane Adventist Church as a lawsuit over the disputed rights to a popular church pew, comes to a boil. At the center Read more […]

Share this:

  • Tweet
  • More
  • Share on Tumblr
  • Pocket
  • Print
  • Email
Continue reading
Peculiar People

“Persecuted” Adventist really just a jerk

By sevvy March 21, 2018  "witnessing", fail, relating, turn off 3

LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Although Bo Ludo has, for years, complained that he is being persecuted for his Adventist faith, a source with (painful) knowledge of his overall situation has confirmed Read more […]

Share this:

  • Tweet
  • More
  • Share on Tumblr
  • Pocket
  • Print
  • Email
Continue reading
Peculiar People

Adventists called to be like Buddy in Elf: In the world but not of it

By sevvy December 19, 2017  elf on a hill, standing out 3

ADVENTIST WORLD — Adventists everywhere are being urged by their denomination to watch or re-watch the movie Elf  this Christmas. The reason? The main character, Buddy (played by Will Ferrell), Read more […]

Share this:

  • Tweet
  • More
  • Share on Tumblr
  • Pocket
  • Print
  • Email
Continue reading
Peculiar People

AD-ventists and ad-VENtists not talking to each other

By sevvy November 25, 2017  productive 4

ADVENTIST WORLD — A heated disagreement over how to pronounce the word “Adventist” has led Adventists on either side of the argument to stop speaking to each other. Those convinced that the Read more […]

Share this:

  • Tweet
  • More
  • Share on Tumblr
  • Pocket
  • Print
  • Email
Continue reading
Peculiar People

Adventist wilderness bunkers selling like crazy after North Korean nuclear test

By sevvy September 4, 2017  Prep, SIGNS, TOT 5

THE WOODS — Since the latest North Korean nuclear test, Adventist wilderness bunkers have turned into the hottest properties on the real estate market. Previously the exclusive obsession Read more […]

Share this:

  • Tweet
  • More
  • Share on Tumblr
  • Pocket
  • Print
  • Email
Continue reading
Peculiar People

Report: Fights over potluck remnants threaten to fracture Remnant

By sevvy January 19, 2017  Remnant Rumble 2

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Escalating tensions within the Adventist Church are the subject of a new report which claims that fights over potluck remains are in danger of fracturing the denomination. “Our Read more […]

Share this:

  • Tweet
  • More
  • Share on Tumblr
  • Pocket
  • Print
  • Email
Continue reading
Peculiar People

Adventists welcome 2019 with Martinelli’s hangovers

By sevvy January 1, 2017  Adventist rave, Adventists gone wild 2

EVERYWHERE — After an insane night of discount sparklers, veggie meat platters and non-alcoholic toasts, Adventists grogilly greeted the first daylight of 2019 with throbbing Martinelli’s hangovers. Early Read more […]

Share this:

  • Tweet
  • More
  • Share on Tumblr
  • Pocket
  • Print
  • Email
Continue reading
Peculiar People, Slide Show

OBG – SLIDESHOW: Awkward Adventist moments

By sevvy October 19, 2016  floor, please, swallow me, uncomfortable 2

Check out what we dug out from the archives 🙂 Awkwardness happens to all Adventists. That doesn’t make it any less painful when it happens to you… Advertise on BarelyAdventist SPONSORED Read more […]

Share this:

  • Tweet
  • More
  • Share on Tumblr
  • Pocket
  • Print
  • Email
Continue reading
Evangelism, Peculiar People

Adventist Church hires first Director of Friendship Evangelism

By sevvy September 22, 2016  contagious charisma, Friendship evangelism, infectious smile, warmth 1

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Citing an urgent need to “start somewhere,” General Conference leaders of the Seventh-day Adventist Church have hired a somber feline by the name of Grumps as the first Read more […]

Share this:

  • Tweet
  • More
  • Share on Tumblr
  • Pocket
  • Print
  • Email
Continue reading
Peculiar People

OBG – Slide Show: 15 things Adventists say, decoded

By sevvy September 7, 2016  Advent lingo, catchphrases 2

Look what we dug up from the archives! Advertise on BarelyAdventist SPONSORED LINKS Single, separated, divorced and widowed Adventists who want to change that status wanted. Follow Read more […]

Share this:

  • Tweet
  • More
  • Share on Tumblr
  • Pocket
  • Print
  • Email
Continue reading

Posts navigation

1 2 3

Categories

Top 10

  • Chuck Norris converts to Adventism, turns world vegetarian
  • Trump to Adventists: “Steps to Christ” is my…
  • Ellen G. White chosen as new face of $10 bill
  • OBG – Seventh-day Adventist Church wins copyright to…
  • Pope visits General Conference to congratulate leaders on…
  • Philippine President Duterte’s Seventh-day Adventist…
  • Obama nominates Adventist Senate Chaplain Barry Black to…
  • FDA recommends haystacks as “most balanced meal in…
  • Zayn Malik leaves boy band One Direction, joins Heritage…
  • United removes Doug Batchelor from plane for carrying…
BarelyAdventist
Powered by Fluida & WordPress.
WordPress Video Lightbox
loading Cancel
Post was not sent - check your email addresses!
Email check failed, please try again
Sorry, your blog cannot share posts by email.

By continuing to use the site, you agree to the use of cookies. more information

The cookie settings on this website are set to "allow cookies" to give you the best browsing experience possible. If you continue to use this website without changing your cookie settings or you click "Accept" below then you are consenting to this.

Close