Hallelujah, church! Are you tired of that newfangled “everyone is welcome” mumbo jumbo? Does the concept of “loving thy neighbor” feel…incomplete somehow? Well, fret no more, because MyWay Press Read more […]
Someone suffering from Remnant Complex behaves/thinks in really distinctive ways. Here are a few: They’ve Got it all Figured Out As in, they know the 28 fundamentals back to Read more […]
WORLDWIDE — To minimize the chances of people experiencing spiritual growth of any kind, Remnant Complex Industries has just launched a legalistic sunblock that protects users from receiving Read more […]
HEAVEN – Construction angels have been working overtime lately as an ultra-exclusive gated community in heaven takes shape. The subdivision will only house Adventists and is being built so Read more […]
INLAND EMPIRE, Calif. — A devout Adventist well known for claiming to be “100% Spirit-led” sheepishly sank into a back pew last Sabbath after getting hopelessly lost on the way to church. Dubbel Read more […]
WALLA WALLA, Wash. — Fifth-generation Adventist Seiflee Abborhd was rushed to the emergency room of Providence St. Mary Medical Center this morning, suffering from a potentially life threatening Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — The results of a historical study into the pre-Reformation roots of the Adventist Church have led to a man of significant social stature in the New Testament. The General Read more […]
LOMA LINDA, Calif. — An Adventist man with a large plank lodged in his eye was rushed to Loma Linda University Medical Center this morning. Writhing in pain, Jud Giee said he had no idea Read more […]
Fresh from the waters of baptism and — before that — significant soul searching and Bible study, Bethany Olson has been told by her new Adventist brothers and sisters that she can stop thinking. Read more […]
Adventists believe in the imminent return of Jesus. If you grew up Adventist, you believed Jesus could come at any moment, but like, it was REALLY SOON. Yeah, heaven is going to blow your mind with its beyond-your-comprehension-awesomeness — you can’t wait to wrestle with lions and/or have your own pet panda — but at some point, we bet these secret yearnings crossed your mind.
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