Southern OKs dance parties, calls them mime workshops

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — In a decision widely celebrated by new and returning students, Southern Adventist University has greenlighted student dance parties on campus as sanctioned social activities. Read more […]

VIDEO: Southern student’s Little Debbie-inspired short film

The workweek approacheth and we thought it was time for a Little Debbie – inspired short film to shake things up. So here for your viewing pleasure is “Goodbye Honey Bun”, a short produced and directed Read more […]

NSA consults Southern’s administration on surveilance tips as anti-spying powers expire

BREAKING NEWS   COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — Top NSA officials paid an emergency visit to Southern Adventist University early this morning as key anti-spying powers allowing bulk phone Read more […]

Southern wears sack cloth and ashes after President Gordon Bietz announces retirement

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — Students, faculty and staff of Southern Adventist University have begun a week of grieving in sack cloth and ashes after it was announced yesterday that Gordon Bietz, Read more […]

Southern to unveil ‘NoShow’, an interactive Great Disappointment reenactment

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. ā€“ As part of theĀ SonRise Resurrection Pageant this Easter weekend, Southern Adventist University announced in an official statement today that they will be unveiling Read more […]

Southern to expel any student wearing green this St. Patrick’s Day

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — “We are neither Irish Catholics nor drinkers at this school and by not wearing anything green tomorrow we are going to avoid even the appearance of evil,” explained Read more […]

Southern student with box of Valentine’s carobs still hasn’t found a banquet date

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — As of early Friday morning, February 13th, Junior Chemistry major Fred Land reported still not having secured a date for tomorrow night’s Southern Adventist University Read more […]

Oakwood and Southern announce merger

// Post by Oakwood University. HUNTSVILLE, Ala. — In an historic move for Adventist education, Oakwood University and Southern Adventist University have announced a merger of the Read more […]

Foreign exchange student “speaking in tongues” kicked out of chapel at Southern

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — A school-wide chapel service was disrupted today at Southern Adventist University when a team of Campus Safety officers stormed the stage of Collegedale Church to remove Read more […]

Prison Ministry Trainees to get field practice with Southern’s students

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — The North American Division has chosen to send all trainee prison ministry specialists to earn their field study credits by ministering to students at Southern Adventist Read more […]