OBG – Parents demand tuition refund from Southern for their unmarried kids

Look what we dug up from the archives:) COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — Mark and Suzie Robertson, parents of two recent Southern Adventist University graduates, are demanding a full tuition and board Read more […]

Pathfinders mount coup against leader

MARIETTA, Ga. — Maybe it was the way Sue Brimmings counted her Pathfinder honors loudly in public. Maybe it was because she wore the honor patches on two custom-widened sashes she arranged Read more […]

Post Record Keeper shut down, GC declares PowerPoint sole acceptable form of creative expression

Following the recent announcement that the General Conference was scrapping the much-anticipated release of the web series The Record Keeper, a set of guidelines for acceptable creative expression Read more […]

Southern to be renamed Little Debbie University

Collegedale, Tenn. – Ever the innovators in Adventist education, Southern Adventist University administrators have agreed to a complete re-branding of the institution.  Effective immediately, Read more […]

All-night prayer vigil at Loma Linda Academy for better cafeteria food

LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Student leaders at Loma Linda Academy have been desperately grappling with one of the biggest crises to hit the Southern Californian school in years: the quality of the Read more […]

SDA theme park in the works

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Impressed by the success of the Mormon-run Polynesian Cultural Center in Hawaii and the Christian theme park The Holy Land Experience in Florida, Seventh-day Adventist leaders Read more […]

Burnt Oak Adventist Church cracking down on jewelry creep

Holland, MI – Not content to simply sit back and allow for the invasion of jewelry into Adventist congregations across North America, the Burnt Oak Adventist Church decided to get practical. “We Read more […]

Dwight Nelson launches line of anti-aging creams

Berrien Springs, MI — Dr. Dwight Nelson has decided to answer the question that has been burning in the hearts of fellow pastors and parishioners alike: “Why does he never age?” The Andrews Read more […]

Adventists rescued as practice ‘Run for the Hills’ goes wrong

photo by http://3.bp.blogspot.com SIOUX FALLS, S.D. — A group of 28 exhausted Adventists has been rescued 24 hours after straying from a popular hiking trail.  “We were on a hike that was Read more […]