Deaconess Lives On Corner of Roof to Avoid Quarrelsome Husband

Local literalist.

PASADENA, Calif. --- Local Adventist deaconess, Hjalp Mig, has pitched a tent on the roof of her house to get some peace and quiet away from what she described to friends as a "quarrelsome husband straight out of Proverbs 25." The literalist tent-dweller likened her husband's verbal diarrhea to "constant dripping on a rainy day" and said that if her new lodging arrangement didn't work out, she would explore desert living or, at the very least, an extended stay with friends in Loma Linda which she claimed was "smack dab in the middle of the desert that is the Inland Empire."

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