Delegate With No Instance Of Non-Compliance To Cast First Stone Of Annual Council Reprimand

Anyone qualify?

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- As Annual Council delegates ready themselves for the important duty of shaming conscientious objectors, leaders are reminded of heavenly policy stipulating that only a delegate with no history of publicized or covered-up non-compliance can throw the first stone of reprimand.

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Delegates who may have abused their authority; rigged or manipulated votes; faked credentials or indulged in financial misconduct are not eligible to utter so much as a word.

The same goes for those that would attempt to usurp heavenly authority by greedily hoarding highly earthly, kingly power and targeting their ideological opponents with words of reprimand.


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3 Comments

  1. Richard Mills

    What is the source of these stones? Is it the same place David picked stones to toss at Goliath? Maybe from the middle of the Jordan River? Are there organic, range free, cage free, gluten free, soy free, etc.?? Just need to know!!

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