GC Wishes Adventists a Compliant 2019

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SILVER SPRING, Md. --- The General Conference released what it called a "grave greeting" this morning wishing Adventists everywhere a "Compliant 2019." The e-card greeting linked to "helpful guidance" from an ever-growing list of compliance committees covering everything from veggie lasagna recipes to how many times Sabbath morning special numbers should be practiced before going live (seven, of course.) In addition, a database of the entire Adventist membership was released with a "compliance score" for each baptized Adventist. Particularly bad scores were accompanied by explanatory notes which were especially scathing in their critique of members that snore in church.

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One Comment

  1. richee rich

    I am going to comply because the Church Manual recommends it. Sort of “Best Practices”. Like refusing to recognize constituted church authority. See Test. vol. 3, page 428; Test. vol.3, pp. 270-271; Test. vol. 7, p263/264; Test.vol. 5, p. 274,, et.al. I am not going to deny the cardinal doctrines or teach doctrines contrary. I thought I would hear a few AMENS!!

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