Glow-In-The-Dark GLOW Tracts Launched

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Adventist World --- The Adventist Church has introduced revolutionary new glow-in-the-dark GLOW tracts. The handouts are available for the following titles: Let your light so shine; Light in the darkness; It only takes a spark; This little light of mine and Fireproof your marriage. The tracts are available at every good ABC store in the radioactive section next to the expired veggie meat.


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2 Comments

  1. richeerich

    I do believe that the glow from the tracts will radiate over to the veggie meats and revive them to their original intent. As for me and my house, give a plateful of Little Debbies. Your face will glow with happyiness and sunshine all day long. PS-you will not fine Little Debbies in any ABC in North America!

  2. richeerich

    I do believe that the glow from the tracts will radiate over to the veggie meats and revive them to their original intent. As for me and my house, give a plateful of Little Debbies. Your face will glow with happyiness and sunshine all day long. PS-you will not fine Little Debbies in any ABC in North America!

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