Holy Spirit disagrees with GC leadership

The marathon.
The marathon.
SILVER SPRING, Md. — After an Annual Council packed with prayers for the Holy Spirit to be present and guide decision making on the issue of what to do with non-compliant unions, it appears that the Holy Spirit answered the call.

To the shock of GC leadership, however, the Spirit disagreed with their view of things.

Analysts were hesitant to attribute the outpouring of complicated motions, amendments and points of order to the Spirit.

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But most agreed that after the enormous pressure to comply with GC leadership’s push to have Executive Committee members sign a 14-page compliance document, only the Spirit could have persuaded 184 brave souls to send the document back to committee until next year.

“We prayed for the Holy Spirit to guide and now we have to give thanks for the direction we’ve been given,” said an elated TED representative, admitting that this was the first time in years that he had felt hope while inside the GC building.

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  1. Lexi Lamont

    This past weekend, during the anniversary celebration broadcast for 3ABN Russia, it was announced that 3ABN founder Danny Shelton has married Yvonne Lewis (director of the 3ABN Dare to Dream network). This is Danny’s fourth marriage, following failed unions with Linda and Brandy (and Kay, the first wife, died in a tragic accident in 1982). Back in 2012, 3ABN tried to squelch the “rumors” that Danny and Yvonne were dating and were planning to marry. Now it is official: they are husband and wife. And Danny’s wife is lucky, as he is a wealthy man from sales royalties of his 10 Commandments book, which has sold more than 5 million copies according to court papers http://bit.ly/2goFWtE . Cheers to the newlywed couple!

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