Loma Linda Announces Degree In Last Chance Courtship

LOMA LINDA, Calif. --- Loma Linda University has announced a degree in Last Chance Courtship that allows students to do nothing but walk around campus flirting with medical students for four years. Students that are not married or at least engaged by the end of the four-year period have the option of an additional two-year practicum talking to single students in the school of dentistry and other less lucrative programs. The Last Chance Courtship degree also gives students access to the network of single Loma Linda University alumni allowing those interested to sort the data by age, income and strength of vegetarianism. If students still are not successful in finding a life partner they will be introduced to single Andrews seminarians.

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