Members Reprimand Leaders For Not Earning Annual Council Warnings

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ADVENTIST WORLD --- As division and union leaders around the world begin to report on Annual Council to their local church members, they are facing one uncomfortable question: "Where's your I was warned at #GCAC19 medallion?"

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Turns out members care less about Annual Council updates about the warehouse being built beside the GC; tiny adjustments to the church manual and the particularly boring #GCAC19 constituency meetings than they do about whether their leaders think women should be equally valued in ministry.

Meanwhile, the warning medallions awarded to six brave presidents have been locked away in union office safes as they represent one piece of Adventist regalia that will be worth its weight in gold when history judges Executive Committee chauvinism for what it is.


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