NAD Sends Far Fewer Pumpkin Pies to GC This Thanksgiving

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COLUMBIA, Maryland --- The North American Division has sent a far smaller percentage slice of its holiday pumpkin pies to the General Conference Thanksgiving Potluck this year.

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Despite warnings by GC leadership that pie cobtrubution reduction was against GC working policy, the NAD honored a vote at its recent year-end meetings to more than halve its contributions to the GC.

NAD pie contributions to the GC, as a percentage of total pies baked by Dan Jackson over the last week, are now at 2%. This equals the percentage contribution of pies Fed-Exed by other world divisions this morning.

In sheer numbers of pies, the NAD will still be responsible for the vast majority of the over-eating that takes place in Silver Spring today.


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