The network has announced it will be moving in the second the North American Division vacates the second floor of the GC building for their new headquarter a few miles away.
The old-boy network controls everything from the price of carob to the gender pay gap dividing denominational employees.
“A lot of people confuse our network with the institution of ordination,” said Old-Boy Network speaker, Notiene Sentido.
“But just because membership is all-male and invite-only doesn’t mean our special circle has to even pretend to have scriptural backing.”
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