SILVER SPRING, Md. — A leak from the General Conference is taking the Adventist arts world by storm: According to an anonymous source, the controversial GC decision to shut down The Record Read more […]
VATICAN CITY STATE — Vatican officials have confirmed that Adventist pastor and television personality, Doug Batchelor, was deported from Vatican City today. Batchelor was removed by Vatican Read more […]
In honor of the International Pathfinder Camporee this year (which, contrary to some reports, has not been cancelled), we present some of our favorite moments featuring Pathfinders. Enjoy!
Organizers of next year’s GYC have announced that registration for the young adult conference is about to open. To encourage early registration, anyone aged 18 to 35 that signs up before Earlybird Read more […]
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — “It’s been going on since the ’80s,” said Andrews University-based pastoral therapist, Elsa Bradley. “Nine in 10 Adventist pastors stateside come to my practice Read more […]
Good news for Adventists that enjoy Stripples with their morning eggs/soy products: Major supermarkets nationwide are giving a 50% discount on the product to any and every proven Adventist Read more […]
We are super excited to announce that we were recently interviewed for the first time. Click the link below if you want to know: 1) Why we publish. 2) Why we love satire. 3) The Read more […]
LINCOLN, Neb. — “The timing is a little awkward as I literally just took the job as Union College President,” said Dr. Vinita Sauder, former Vice President for Strategic Initiatives at Southern Read more […]
RENO, Nev. — World Rook Olympics officials have officially banned Dave Anderson, a 77-year-old retired Adventist youth pastor, from future competition following his 7th straight Gold medal Read more […]
We’re taking it back to the old school because we’re so cool (or old fools). So take a stroll down memory lane with us (or for those who have never been to cradle roll, prepare for sights that may amaze/terrify) and celebrate great moments from cradle roll.