Report: Adventist lay ministry activity on the rise

SILVER SPRING, Md.— A report into lay person engagement in the Adventist Church has noted a dramatic increase in activity over the last 12 months. Data from church members around the world Read more […]

Adventist Church to stock Noah’s Ark replica with every living beast for floating zoo

SILVER SPRING, Md. — The Adventist Church has announced plans to fill a full-scale Noah’s Ark replica with “every living beast” for a floating zoo theme park. The already-built ark replica Read more […]

UN Secretary General honors Adventist Church for “Amazing Breakfast Cereal Innovations”

NEW YORK, N.Y. — In an early morning ceremony today, United Nations Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon formally thanked the Seventh-day Adventist Church for promoting health worldwide through “amazing Read more […]

OBG – Slideshow: Are you Adventist hot?

Look what we dug up from the archives! 21 Things that Turn An Adventist On: // Advertise on BarelyAdventist SPONSORED LINKS Single, separated, divorced and widowed Adventists Read more […]

Nissan Pathfinder becomes Nissan Scout after legal battle with Adventist Pathfinder Club

YOKOHAMA, Japan — Car manufacturer Nissan has announced branding changes to one of its most iconic vehicles after losing a trademark infringement legal battle to the Seventh-day Adventist Pathfinder Read more […]

Loma Linda supermarkets sell out of veggie burgers, start selling cardboard

LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Seventh-day Adventist vegetarians on last-minute runs for 4th of July BBQ supplies have emptied local supermarkets of their veggie burger stocks. Supermarkets all over town Read more […]

Patriotic Adventists across America celebrate 4th of July with Mexican haystacks

U.S.A.—Seventh-day Adventists across the United States are celebrating Independence Day by digging into lavishly heaped haystacks (self-served Mexican taco salad.) As hearts swell with pride Read more […]

Adventists worldwide planning to get to church right after announcements

Adventists interviewed this week have confirmed their intentions to get to church right after announcements on Sabbath morning. Claiming they could read all the announcements in the bulletin Read more […]

GC removes clapping/stomping from “If you’re happy and you know it”

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Childrens’ Sabbath School departments and summer camps across the Adventist world have been urgently advised to “remove all references to clapping and stomping from the Read more […]