Doug Batchelor to moderate Amazing Facts GOP debate

ROSEVILLE, Calif. — Adventist evangelist, Doug Batchelor has announced that Amazing Facts, his television ministry, will be hosting an upcoming Republican debate. The announcement came after Read more […]

Female employee ejected from GC Halloween party for looking “too ordained”

BREAKING NEWS SILVER SPRING, Md. — The annual world mission-themed Harvest Festival (Halloween) Costume Party at the General Conference headquarters took an unexpected turn today as a female Read more […]

PUC to host mass burning of Ryan Bell-era yearbooks

ANGWIN, Calif. — Administrators at Pacific Union College have invited anyone in possession of PUC yearbooks from the 1989/1990 and 1990/1991 school years, to throw them on a Halloween bonfire Read more […]

Southern to host Beasts of Revelation-themed Halloween Party

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — Citing a need to sanitize a downright pagan holiday, Southern Adventist University administrators have announced a Beasts of Revelation-themed Halloween Party. Officially Read more […]

Trump threatens to convert to Adventism if Carson keeps beating him in polls

NEW YORK CITY, N.Y. — Immediately on the heels of critiquing Republican rival Ben Carson’s Seventh-day Adventist faith, presidential candidate Donald Trump is now threatening to convert to Adventism Read more […]

David Asscherick chosen as the new James Bond

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. —- Months of speculation regarding who will play James Bond after the release ofĀ Spectre, the latest instalment in the franchise, have finally ended. Daniel Craig is bowing Read more […]

Ben Carson’s politics voted Adventism’s Greatest Disappointment since 1844

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a Pew Research Center survey of Seventh-day Adventists, members of the denomination have overwhelmingly pointed to Adventist retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson’s political Read more […]

Walla Walla Engineering professor struggles with IKEA shelf assembly

COLLEGE PLACE, Wash. — Frank Nova, a newly-tenured professor of Engineering at Walla Walla University, is reportedly at his wit’s end after 48 hours of grueling work on an IKEA bookshelf for Read more […]

Azure Hills Seventh-day Adventist Church invites Ted Wilson to be senior pastor

GRAND TERRACE, Calif. — The search committee seeking to replace recently retired Azure Hills Seventh-day Adventist Church Senior Pastor John Brunt has confirmed that they have asked current Read more […]