The North American Division has instructed all Adventist pastors in the United States to stop driving “politically polarizing” Toyota Prius cars or pickups during election season to avoid being Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — The General Conference has declared a radical rebranding of every Adventist coffee table across the globe. Say goodbye to those nefarious furniture pieces, because, starting Read more […]
The Ellen G. White Estate has called off its mission to plaster a grin on Adventist cofounder Ellen White’s face in photographs. The sudden change of heart follows the uproar caused by Princess Read more […]
Berrien Springs, Mich. – Pioneer Memorial Church just dropped the hottest theological take of the year: replacing sermons with dank Christian memes. That’s right, folks. Instead of the usual Read more […]
// Post by Doug Batchelor. GRANITE BAY, Calif. — “My new hair is not at all a religious statement,” said Amazing Facts evangelist, Doug Batchelor at a press conference today. “During Read more […]
Hallelujah, church! Are you tired of that newfangled “everyone is welcome” mumbo jumbo? Does the concept of “loving thy neighbor” feel…incomplete somehow? Well, fret no more, because MyWay Press Read more […]
Hopeville, SDA – In news that has sent shivers down the spines of even the most seasoned doomsayers, Hopeville’s beloved “Heavenly Pastries” bakery announced its doors will be closed this coming Read more […]
Ever feel like you’re single-handedly funding the church’s new stained-glass window depicting Daniel in the lion’s den (complete with surprisingly realistic fur rendering)? No? Just me? Well, Read more […]
Hold onto your catnip, Adventist internet, because It Is Written is about to get lit… with the power of fluffy paws! In a bold move to revamp their outreach strategy, the ministry has unveiled Read more […]
Howdy, folks! Get ready for a lively religious showdown as we delve into the heart of Americana. In one corner, we have the Seventh-day Adventists; in the other, the Mormons. Which of these faith Read more […]
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