United removes Doug Batchelor from plane for carrying “Sword of the Spirit”

SACRAMENTO, Calif. — United Airlines confirmed that it had removed veteran Adventist evangelist Doug Batchelor from a flight leaving Sacramento International Airport this afternoon. Batchelor Read more […]

Adventist wins Easter Bunny Design Olympics with vegan beasts of Revelation creation

NEW YORK, N.Y. — For the first time in the history of the International Easter Bunny Design Olympics, an Adventist has taken first place. Roger Lapin of Collegedale, Tennessee won the top Read more […]

Chick-fil-A to close on Saturdays after rich Adventist invests

ATLANTA, Ga. — After a major investment in the fast food company from a wealthy Adventist, Chick-fil-A has announced that it will now close its doors on Saturdays. The popular chain is already Read more […]

Walla Walla University transfers operational control to Sisters of Providence

COLLEGE PLACE, Wash. — In a move that Walla Walla University administrators described as “a membership transfer and not a sale,” operational control of the school is being transferred to Sisters Read more […]

Adventist Church adds fluency in Biblical Greek as requirement for baptism

SILVER SPRING, Md. — The Adventist Church has lengthened its list of requirements for candidates wishing to get baptized. In addition to the traditional course of Bible studies, candidates Read more […]

GC orders Adventist film festival to provide seating for guardian angels

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Just over a week away from the April 6-8 SONscreen film festival, General Conference overlords have ordered event organizers to provide seating for guardian angels. The Read more […]