George Lucas to do ‘Record Keeper’ reboot called ‘The Account Administrator’

MARIN COUNTY, Calif. — George Lucas is coming out of retirement to create a reboot of canceled Adventist steampunk web series “The Record Keeper.” Lucas will reveal his plans at the NAD-sponsored Read more […]

Official Ellen White book color switched from red to green on St. Patrick’s Day

SILVER SPRING, Md. — The Ellen G. White Estate has changed the officially sanctioned color of Ellen White book covers from red to green in honor of St. Patrick’s Day. In a statement explaining Read more […]

MSNBC follows Trump tax returns with release of Adventist tithing records

NEW YORK, N.Y.— After dropping President Donald Trump’s 2005 tax returns on a curious public yesterday, MSNBC has promised to release Adventist tithing records today. The tithing records Read more […]

Loma Linda University to be fitted with large plastic bubble

LOMA LINDA, Calif. — In the first construction project of its kind anywhere in the world, Loma Linda University administrators have announced that the school and its immediate surroundings will Read more […]

Christian Bale reads 28 Fundamentals, changes first name to ‘Adventist’

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — The actor formerly known as Christian Bale has announced a change of his first name to ‘Adventist.’ The change comes after what Bale called a “fascinating read through” Read more […]

Trump phones wiretapped with tech invented by Southern to spy on students

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Trump administration has released actual details on how Trump Tower phones were allegedly wiretapped by the Obama administration. “The technology used had been deployed Read more […]

Mel Gibson to direct Adventist history film “Ellen Gets Stoned”

BURBANK, Calif. — Hollywood veteran Mel Gibson has announced plans to direct a film about the early Adventist church. The title of the film, inspired by the life and adventures of Ellen White, Read more […]