Gordon Ramsay signs up for “Heaven’s Kitchen” Adventist potluck series

CULVER CITY, Calif. — Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has decided to add a new show to his current filming schedule. The new series will be called Heaven’s Kitchen and will attempt to single out Read more […]

Trump: Mexico’s University of Montemorelos stealing Adventist students from US

NEW YORK, N.Y. — In a tirade against Mexico’s stealing of US business, President-Elect Donald Trump added that Mexico-based University of Montemorelos was stealing Adventist students from Adventist Read more […]

Walking Dead series canceled after producers hear Adventist State of the Dead sermon

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Producers of the popular Walking Dead TV series have canceled the show after hearing a particularly convincing Adventist sermon on the state of the dead. The producers Read more […]

Adventist teen prays for boyfriend before the Second Coming

  ST. JOSEPH, Mich.— Espera Tepido has prayed every day for the past year for a nice Adventist boyfriend this side of the Second Coming. The 16-year-old began making the urgent prayer Read more […]

Adventist dad forgets all about Desmond Doss when daughter finds boyfriend

MARIETTA, Ga. — Chuck Packen, a lifelong Adventist and proud father of 17-year-old daughter Carrie, has already completely forgotten the Desmond T. Doss talking points that he had ready for Read more […]

Adventists prohibited from dating within home churches

SILVER SPRING, Md. — In an effort to “stem the splintering of Adventism,” church leadership has banned members from dating other members in their home church. “While we love for Adventists Read more […]

Pathfinders dominate Black Friday campouts across US

USA – According to data from box stores across America today, Adventist Pathfinder clubs beat out the campout competition outside Best Buy, Walmart, Target and virtually every other major retail Read more […]

Turkeys of America urge nation to consider the Adventist health message

USA – Turkeys all over the United States have chosen this Thanksgiving to campaign for what they call the “life or death matter” of the Seventh-day Adventist health message. “We cannot stress Read more […]