SILVER SPRING, Md. — In a controversial ruling that sent shockwaves throughout the denomination, Adventist leaders decided to remove all organs from Adventist churches because of their tendency Read more […]
Say goodbye. NEW YORK, N.Y. — President Donald Trump sent a tweet this morning that horrified Seventh-day Adventists across the nation: “Sorry @RealBenCarson, your church’s haystacks belong Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Several decades of active clown ministry at the General Conference ground to a somber halt today. Ronald Donald, spokesperson for the GC Clown Outreach Department, said Read more […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former neurosurgeon and one-time Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson has turned down a job offer from US President-Elect Donald Trump. Carson said despite his Read more […]
Loma Linda, Calif. — A devastating blow was dealt to the Loma Linda School of Dentistry’s Dental Hygiene program today as it was stripped of its accreditation. The popular program lost its Read more […]
LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Leading Adventist nutritionists are reminding Adventists that burnt offerings are “no longer a thing” and should not make appearances at Sabbath potlucks. “Do not try Read more […]
OSHAWA, Ontario — The headquarters of the Adventist Church in Canada is reporting tremendous growth this week. In a mere 48 hours, church officials said that the number of Adventists in the Read more […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The latest addition to the time-honored tradition of White House pets will be an entirely new species described by President-Elect Donald Trump’s staffers as a “lamb-like Read more […]
BREAKING NEWS SILVER SPRING, Md. — Police in Silver Spring have pulled over a U-Haul full of North American Division leaders for speeding. Asked where they were going in such a rush at this Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — In an eleventh-hour move that has racked up an astronomical printing bill, the General Conference Executive Committee of the Adventist Church has added itself to the 2016 Read more […]
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