SILVER SPRING, Md. — A Pathfinder honor about the dangers of rock and roll was launched today.
Would-be patch recipients will have to flawlessly recite 28 reasons why a drum set should never be seen in an Adventist church.
Additionally, Pathfinders wishing to add the Rock and Roll badge to their sashes will have to explain why recorded drum tracks accompanying Sabbath special music performances are OK despite the ban on visible drum sets.
Pathfinders will be required to memorize the entire history of shady attempts at subliminal messaging through popular music.
In addition, they will be treated to recordings of scary rocker songs from the 80’s played backward.
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