SILVER SPRING, Md. — The results are in from the annual “Wish He Were Adventist” poll conducted by the North American Division of the Seventh-day Adventist Church. Canadian actor Ryan Gosling was the undisputed winner across all age, ethnic and cultural categories.
“Adventist women stand united in unchecked and unquestioned desire for Gosling to join the Adventist fold,” said NAD statistician Lucy Lopez. “Whether they want him for themselves, for their daughters or for their granddaughters, Gosling rises straight to the top of most Adventist women’s conversion wish list.”
Gosling, who is in the news again for his directorial debut with the movie “Lost River,” starred in romantic classics like “The Notebook” and is the source of hundreds of conversations at Adventist women’s ministries conventions across the United States and Canada. “It’s amazing to witness the sheer energy and creativity that goes into brainstorming outreach tactics inspired by the mere mention of Gosling’s name. The man truly brings a bottomless pit of motivation to female Adventists,” said Lopez.
“He’s the apple of everyone’s eye. Ryan is always on the hearts and minds of Adventist females,” said Lopez. “And who can blame them? He is absolutely gorgeous.
“I’d give Bible studies to him myself, anytime, anywhere.”