Slide Show: Are you Adventist-Hot?

21 Things that Turn An Adventist On:

2.) Musical ability.

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More than just the ears are tickled at the sight of fingers dancing nimbly across piano keys or the sound of a soaring vocal solo. It also tickles the fancy of matchmaking grandparents and single pastors who know the value of emergency backup special music. (Photo via wikipedia, Jean-Marc Nattier, La Leçon de musique (1710))

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3 Comments

  1. Richard Mills

    The MRS degree most certainly helps. Photo #12-Think Joel Osteen. More relevancy. I have seen many SDA’s in the audience. #14 photo-skip the pot lucks-YUCKY!!. #19. I defy anyone, anywhere to beat my wife’s Special K vegameat loaf. Best stuff you ever ate!. We never bring it to a pot luck. The dish would be empty in seconds. No second helpings for anybody!! Woe is me.

  2. Regarding “looks good without makeup.” Sure, it’s great when a lady is innately pretty, but the Bible is OK with some tasteful enhancement of beauty: http://www.GodLikesJewelry.com

    Regarding “great preaching skills,” I often see congregants shake hands and say “Good sermon, pastor!” — but if you ask them what the point of the sermon was, they can’t recall. Remember the old question, “If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?” How about: “If a pastor gives a sermon and no one recalls what he said, did he preach?”

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