Bad Driver’s Guardian Angel On Stress Leave
HEAVEN — After enduring several traffic close calls this week due to the horrendous driving of his 25-year-old protectee, guardian angel Passencius filed for stress leave this morning. “Brad Read more […]
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Adventist Drive-In Theater Churches Feature Priority Angel Parking
https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Autokino_Hueckelhoven.jpg#mw-jump-to-licenseImage Credit: ErriTollsten ADVENTIST WORLD — As more and more Adventist congregations have turned to drive-in Read more […]
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GC demands more seating for angels in theater lobbies
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Adventist leaders have written a stern letter to major American theater chains demanding that they dramatically increase the “quantity and quality of theater lobby angel Read more […]
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GC: Angels won’t go near Red Box vending machines
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Adventists have been warned that they will not be afforded the protection of guardian angels if they get within 10 feet of any Red Box vending machine. The warning comes Read more […]
