Nebuchadnezzar Statue Next In Line For Toppling
ROME, Italy — The Statue Preservation Association released a statement today announcing an imminent threat to another statue. “This time the statue slated for toppling doesn’t depict a Read more […]
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Revealed: Daniel And Three Friends Rejected Nebuchadnezzar’s Food To Feast On Haystacks
ANCIENT BABYLON — Earlier today, the Biblical Research Institute unveiled findings regarding the special diet of Daniel and his three friends after they asked to be excused from eating Nebuchadnezzar’s Read more […]
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iPhone Designer Jony Ive Leaves Apple To Fix Adventist Prophetic Charts
CUPERTINO, Calif. — Sir Jony Ive, the famed designer of the iMac, the iPod and the iPhone, is leaving Apple after decades of service to, in his own words, “make Adventist prophetic charts less Read more […]
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Adventist chart wins Guinness World Record for “Most Confusing Illustration”
LONDON, England — The Seventh-day Adventist Church has set a fresh Guinness World Record for Most Confusing Illustration. Guinness spokesperson Naka Lilito said that the organization’s judges Read more […]
