MyWay Press Introduces 10X King James Version With Less Inclusive Language

Hallelujah, church! Are you tired of that newfangled “everyone is welcome” mumbo jumbo? Does the concept of “loving thy neighbor” feel…incomplete somehow? Well, fret no more, because MyWay Press Read more […]

NAD Launches Department Of Adventist Dating

COLUMBIA, Md. — Citing a record number of complaints from single Adventists claiming they have no romantic prospects at their local church, the North American Division recently opened the world’s Read more […]

Vatican Charging Adventists $666 For Tourist Visa

Vatican City — Adventists hoping to visit the Vatican are being charged a new “Theological Reciprocity Visa” fee costing $666. The fee allows Adventists free access to the historical sights Read more […]

SPECIAL REPORT: Tragedy that it took tragedy for Adventists to love gays

BREAKING NEWS ORLANDO, Fla.— Seventh-day Adventists are joining millions across America professing massive love and support for the LGBTQ community after the horrible loss of human life in Read more […]