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Evangelism

Altar Call Time Limit Set At Seven Minutes

By sevvy August 11, 2019  pressure, stamina, tactics 1

ADVENTIST WORLD — For the first time in their careers, Adventist evangelists are having to navigate an altar call time limit. New denominational altar call guidelines state that if evangelists Read more […]

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San Antonio 2015 General Conference Session

Mafia delegation praises elimination of secret electronic vote at GC San Antonio

By sevvy July 5, 2015  electronic voting, GC voting, mafia, pressure, yellow cards 11

UPDATE (factual and not at all satirical): About 2 hours after the satirical story below was published, the decision was made to completely scrap electronic voting at GC San Antonio. Here’s a link Read more […]

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