New Member Can’t Find Where Jesus Lays Out 28 Fundamentals

STOCKHOLM, Sweden – New member Anna Borttappad opened her Bible this morning, looking to brush up on doctrine. After the flurry of scripture hopping she’d gone through during her baptismal Read more […]

Lawmakers Demand to Know Kavanaugh’s Stance on Carob

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Lawmakers spent the bulk of today’s confirmation hearings grilling Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh regarding his views on carob. The politicians took turns asking Read more […]