Musk Backs Out of Twitter Deal After Discovering Church Lobbies Much Better for Spreading Gossip

BOCA CHICA, Texas — Billionaire Elon Musk has backed out of his commitment to buy social media platform Twitter after discovering that a far better way to share gossip has existed for decades. “Turns Read more […]

ADRA’s Twitter Account Hacked, Promises Free Goats For Retweets

SAN FRANCISCO, Calif. — Social media giant Twitter has vowed to get to the bottom of how the account of the Adventist Development and Relief Agency (ADRA) was hacked earlier today. The Adventist Read more […]