WASHINGTON, D.C. --- A recent conversion to Adventist NEWSTART principles led to President Donald Trump's now-infamous water sipping during a recent speech.
Trump had relentlessly mocked Republican presidential rival Senator Marco Rubio for sipping water during his response to former president Obama's 2013 State of the Union address.
The president's new found love for water comes as the result of a secret visit to "this crazy little place called Weimar" that he said had made him a "YUGE fan of water."
Trump said he visited Weimar because their NEWSTART program "sounded like a fantastic idea" now that it has been a year since his election.
After a weekend immersion course in Adventist healthy living principles, Trump said that he was happy to have learned a lot but that the food he had been served at Weimar was "terrible... just horrible."
He said that apart from the benefits of hydration, his other big NEWSTART takeaway was that he needed to expose himself to more sunshine on his golf courses.