SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Detention time has been added to the growing list of punishments that can be assigned to Annual Council delegates.
Unfortunately for those with early flights, two-thirds of the delegates have been indentified as entirely deserving of experiencing this punitive measure. The crime this time is disruptive whispering during Annual Council proceedings.
Those on the detention list that has been posted almost everywhere, will be required to stay until the bitter end of today's official proceedings and will then be mandated to clean the GC auditorium under the watchful eye of building security personnel.
Unlike previous forms of discipline that seemed to target delegates of certain persuasions, the GC leadership as framed this last round as "completely equal opportunity punishment."