Slide Show: 11 ways to sleep in church


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Why hide it? Go to sleep at the front of the church. This technique allows for blissful, uninterrupted slumber as people will be too amused/embarrassed for you to pester/poke/pinch you awake. Look, even Bill Clinton does it!

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  1. Richard Mills

    All of these sleep techniques work quite well if one is to be on the platform such as the Elder, Deacon, etc. I know from experience!! Woe is me!! Pay attention to the sermon!! Use some object to keep the eyelids open!!

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