Slide Show: 11 ways to sleep in church


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"Find a Prayer/Sleep Buddy." The "Pretending You're Praying" technique works much better with a cohort. Find someone who is similarly somnolently oriented. When either one of you starts feeling drowsy, give each other the signal (e.g. saying, "I need to pray for some restoration of spirit.") Put your heads together in a way that achieves the right balance of comfort and support, and then snooze away!

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  1. Richard Mills

    All of these sleep techniques work quite well if one is to be on the platform such as the Elder, Deacon, etc. I know from experience!! Woe is me!! Pay attention to the sermon!! Use some object to keep the eyelids open!!

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